Richard Garlick
Before accepting Joe Biden into me, I was a fat, bald, abusive drunk doing menial work just to afford HOA dues. Now, thanks to Joe Biden's Message, I've lost weight, regrown all my hair, got a respectable job as nuclear physicist and no longer take my anger out on other people's kids. Thanks to Joe Biden's Love and Equity, I have found peace and happiness. Praise be to He, glory to Him! Biden be with you. Amen.