Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom

Meanwhile Bear Endearing has founded #OwnedVoices which seeks to corral all dinosaurs so anyone who wants access has to go through her or better yet, to avoid a Hollywooden lawsuit, she goes through them like a rocket.

Dramatically leaving things to last minute so they can make heroic rescues in the nickel of time, everyone descends on Isla Blair, determined once again to make the same dumb mistakes they made four times before.

Owen and Bear are of course at loggerheads, the small town on the eastern end of the island, but Bear is confident that he will follow her anywhere, as long as she holds on to his wallet.

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Asshat's Fables

Baker Street

Bar Trek

Dire Virgins

Dune With the Wind

It's a Wonderful Lie!

Macdeath

Merde on the Prurient Express

Misadventures Mindgame

Raw Stars

Urinals