Sms Ketawa Ketiwi

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* Orang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME". Orang Inggris kentut bilang, "PARDON ME". Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY". Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!"

* Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit-sakit?
Orang gak kena, yeeeeeeeeee!

* Cinta ini, cinta adalah, cinta caraku, cinta untuk, cinta membuat, cinta monyet, cinta bingung. "Bacalah tanpa menggunakan kata cinta".

* Seorang pria masuk warung pecel lele.
Pelayan: "Ada yg bisa saya bantu, Pak?"
"Bebek ada?"
"Ada pak!"
"Ayam ada?"
"Ada pak!"
"Burung ada?"
"Ada pak!"
"Suruh semuanya keluar dulu saya mo mkn!""Suruh semuanya keluar dulu saya mo mkn!"

* Kenapa di Jakarta banyak nyamuk? Karena pemerintah melarang becak dan bemo untuk berkendara di Jakarta, kan nyamuk cuma takut sama tiga roda. 



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