Merde on the Orient Express

Well that's not what happens here.

Once again parody runs riot, and insanity is the only safer harbor - if you can find one under all that snow - that is, flakes of frozen water.

You'll never guess whodunnit.

Neither will Herakles Parrot.

From the completely insane author of:

Baker Street Ace 'tec'

Bar Trek

Dire Virgins

It's a Wonderful Lie!

Misadventures Mindgame

Raw Stars

and

Rumped!