Well that's not what happens here.
Once again parody runs riot, and insanity is the only safer harbor - if you can find one under all that snow - that is, flakes of frozen water.
You'll never guess whodunnit.
Neither will Herakles Parrot.
From the completely insane author of:
Baker Street Ace 'tec'
Bar Trek
Dire Virgins
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Misadventures Mindgame
Raw Stars
and
Rumped!