So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead
Oct 2010 · Chicago Review Press
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All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
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Robyn “Shy Dolphin Lady” Waters
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May 20, 2022
My Undead sister and I both vouch for this book's awesomeness! She found the hunting tips mighty useful. This guy thought of everything! I, well, maybe, possibly, perhaps, wanted, kinda sorta, to join her. I needed to know what to expect. Thank you! As for everyone else, I dare you to read this. Go on ... Do it!
PassTheKenchup
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January 20, 2015
Really a book for zombie s I thought a zombie apocalypse for games like really a fake zombie T_T
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A Google user
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January 23, 2012
Won't download, says "Can't retrieve part of the book from server." When I try to read. Please fix.
About the author
John Austin is the author of Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction, and Prank University. He lives in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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