Head Elf

 Iain grew up in Nottingham England, Joined the Royal Air Force, Left the Royal Air Force, and wrote some short stories.

In amongst that were relationships, a phase as an amateur dramatics 'star', a now missing pantomime script, and several attempts at fame via Radio... none of this is important, but it makes him feel special to have people reading about him, and since no-one will ever buy his auto-biography, this will suffice.