Femme Fatale-ish

· Mozaika Publications
4.9
15 reviews
Ebook
230
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My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I'm in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that'll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he's sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.


NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, spy-movie-obsessed heroine, a scorching hot maybe-Russian, several terrifying tales about birds, and lots of text debates about the relative cuteness of animals. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.

Ratings and reviews

4.9
15 reviews
Moon Fox
January 14, 2022
I have to tell you that I really needed this book because this week has been really stressful. This is just the kind of over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek, wink and a smile romance that I need to simply relax and disengage from the world for a bit. I thought the storyline was cute, really funny and with just the right touch of zany. Blue and Max were super easy to like, and I loved every minute of this laugh until you cry romantic comedy that I thought was just delightful. I am posting an unbiased, unsolicited review.
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Joanne Brown
January 19, 2022
Yet again the escapades of the Hyman sisters entertain you and make you laugh out loud. Throw in a cat with attitude,an octopus and charging peacocks and a hot guy ,then you have a heady mix of laughs,sex and great story. The footsie in the restaurant had me laughing and blushing simultaneously. A breath of fresh air and thoroughly entertaining. Highly recommend
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Carvanz
January 18, 2022
This was a fun, steamy read that was super hot for what is essentially a slow burn before this couple actually get down to the down and dirty. Blue was hilarious as we live inside her head, that is really almost more than anyone should be expected to do, but fortunately her quirkiness adds to her overall cute factor. I love how this author has given each of the girls in the Hyman family a particular issue they have to try to live with. Blue’s had me rolling with laughter. The addition of her feline friend had me looking wonderingly at my own furry fellows. I couldn’t help but wonder about Max and what he was hiding even as I was chuckling over all the insane situations being with Blue was putting him in. This was one time that not having the hero’s point of view was truly the way to go as Blue is investigating Max making this one wild mystery. This definitely has a raunchy factor as the author mentions in the blurb and I have to admit that this particular book did push my boundaries a bit more than the previous books by these authors. However, there is so much more about it that I love and adore. No way am I going to miss it!
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I love writing humor (often the inappropriate kind), happy endings (both kinds), and characters quirky enough to be called oddballs (because… balls).

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