Bar Trek

Captained by the doubty Jiminy T-Bone Kriket, the son of the man who enjoyed so much sex populating the galaxy that he became very Thor, and supported by his trustee second-in-command, the Vodkan Spork, this Barfleet wessel has the indefatigable engineer Montgolfier Sot, giving her all he's got, and the coms officer, Hortense Hearsahoo hearing things.

In the med bay is Doctor Longhard McCoitus damning everything he can't fix, and the craft is piloted by that comedy duo of Hankaru Solo and Notna Cherripopoff.

But all is not swell! A Rumolan wessel is threatening to destroy Vodka, and duplicate Barfleet officers seem to be in the offing if the Rumolans can't off them beforehand.

Can Captain Kriket and his crew stay sober? And who cares, really?

From the insane author of:

Asshat's Fables

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Dire Virgins

Dune With the Wind

It's a Wonderful Lie!

Macdeath

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