Asshat's Fables
Um þessa rafbók
He's long been held up as a fount of wisdom, but he should have changed his name to Kyrie Profanis, which is Greek for 'Mr Obvious'. He was apparently a slave, and judged from this effort - assuming he actually did write any of it - he must have suffered terribly if this collection was the result.
Æsop had it coming. These fables are over 2,000 years out of date and it shows. It's high time they were updated for the modern world. This mature and deviant collection of inane, humorous, off-the-wall, and downright ridiculous foibles all of which are rooted in his crazed stories, aims to do just that. Don't say you weren't warned.
From the insane author of:
Baker Street
Bar Trek
Dire Virgins
Dune With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Macdeath
Merde on the Prurient Express
Misadventures Mindgame
Raw Stars
Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom
Urinals
