I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

The Bro Code

Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.

Pretty in Plaid

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e Is Not the Answer

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

David Mitchell: Back Story

The Best of Enemies

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

If You Were Here: A Novel

Dad Is Fat

Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

President Me: The America That's In My Head

The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

Buffering: Unshared Tales of a Life Fully Loaded

By The Numbers

I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being a Dumb Ass Is t he New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto