I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

Thank You for My Service

The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

The Last Black Unicorn

Twisted Sisters

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

By The Numbers

Not Taco Bell Material

Pretty in Plaid

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

If You Were Here: A Novel

Mother, Can You Not?

Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

The Best of Enemies

How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e Is Not the Answer

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love