You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

The Height of Rudeness: Four Sneak Peek Essays Plus One Exclusive!

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

Bless Your Heart, Tramp!: And Other Southern Endearments

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom