NOW UPDATED FOR AUDACITY 2.4.2

If you want to use Audacity to make your voice sound way better than it actually is, then this "book" is for you. It will NOT teach you all the awesome things Audacity can do. There are plenty of tutorials all over the Internet that will do that. It will NOT teach you a bunch of technical jargon. It WILL teach you only one thing: How to make your voice sound way better than it actually is. It WILL do this by showing you all the mouseclicks I use in Audacity to make my voice sound way better than it actually is. This "book" may take you twenty minutes to read, but by following this formula it will take you two minutes to make your voice sound way better than it actually is using Audacity. If you want to learn all the nuts and bolts of Audacity, great! If you want to open Audacity, make a recording of your voice, and make it sound way better than it actually is, in about twenty-two minutes, then this "book" is for you.