Not My Prince: A Secret Royal Romantic Comedy

Heidi Sasaki can’t settle on a career to save her life. One week, she’s a rock guitarist, the next a community gardener, with temp jobs scattered in between. After her latest viral disaster, she’s sworn off social media and men who can’t handle her spontaneous spirit.

Prince Dante of Altheim-Hohendorf is tired of perfectly polished princesses. Hiding out as a furniture delivery man in San Francisco (and spectacularly failing at it), he’s searching for someone real—a woman who’ll love him for himself, not his crown.

When Dante attempts to deliver and assemble Heidi’s flatpack furniture, his complete inability to do anything practical, in contrast to his posh accent, charms Heidi.

Dante, meanwhile, believes he’s found his goddess divine. A visit to her community garden—and the adoption of an irrepressible stray puppy—confirms it.

But Dante’s duties catch up with him—namely, the arranged marriage he’s escaping from. Everything unravels when Princess Isabella tracks him down and blackmails Heidi into planning their royal wedding.

Good thing Heidi’s Girl Crew gang of wedding planners/sabotagers have a slew of tricks up their sleeves—along with the antics of one sneezy puppy.

Will Heidi and Dante’s love story survive a royal disaster, princess conspiracies, and one very mischievous puppy? Or are some fairy tales better left unfinished?

A Fish out of Water and Hidden Royalty romantic comedy—where the most imperfect match is Chef’s Kiss perfect.